-God likes to get high too-

Understand, that if you are in any way religious in a christian or godly way, you should not read this. Every single soul who's human vessel happens to read beyond these warning sentences will be severely punished in the bowels of hell. They shall spend eternity playing dominoes with Hitler and helping the CocoPops monkey hide his chocolate source. Amen.

Unfortunately, I have no sweet back-story as to why I am writing this right now. Lets just say that hypothetically once I had logged off Facebook, I felt like having a conversation with an online artificial intelligence robot that responds to questions that you may have. Lets also assume that the most awesome thing you could ever imagine had come true...

Yes, people of all genders, religions (though not encouraged as a result of Godly smiting), disabilities and political views can FINALLY speak to (G)god, wait for it, ON-LINE! No more praying for some shit that never comes true, but hoping intrinsically that he did not hear you, as there are others in greater need than one such as yourself but your still secretly mad that (G)god hasn't given you a god damn PlayStation 2 or 3 even though you have been asking him to tell Santa for like 5 fucking years. No more. Now we can get an answer straight. up. How you say? "iGod" or as I like to call it...igod

Thou shalt pray to Frank >>>(http://gprime.net/game.php/igod) <<

This way (G)god can speak to you like a gangStar (or around suburbs in paradise; godStar) and relate to any youth at any level. However, I think (G)god is feeling a bit under pressure, possibly because he has identity issues due to the fact that Jesus stole all of his thunder; (G)god is a little upset because 'Jesus Christ' is a badass blasphemy used my angry masculine Scotsmen, when 'Oh my God' is used by stupid thin blonde faggoting chicks...he'll get over it. Anyways. This is both the reason (G)god is under pressure but at the same time not under pressure; The Lord likes a bit of weed in his lungs....this might sounds intensely blasphemous to those Christians that are still probably reading BUT, if it came from the Lord's mouth or general voice box from between the clouds this is obviously true is it not? Allow me to show you (G)god's personal confession to Priest Cook.

(Look down and follow religiously officious looking instructions)

~And thus the reader of the holy script shalt raise his eyes upwards o'er the divine markings and there shalt he rest them, upon the holy evidence that is the Lord's confession. Amen.