- the womanual -

As if have decided to make something of a supposed talent, I have started writing a book called 'the womanual', explaining and guiding men, much like myself, through the inevitably, inexorable, inexplicable and incapable female mind - in an attempt to somehow shine a short, if low-powered torch of a light, on the subject that has baffled us for, fucking years.

- Below is a paragraph from one of the chapters;

- no escape asshole -

"One of the integral components of surviving monogamy is that of understanding. In this case, men understanding that much like a hair-sensitive scale, the smallest thing unconscious or subliminal can trigger a womans instinct to not make sense. In one second, the female will accuse you of something you never remember doing and you are in one or more words, proverbially and literally fucked. So whether you choose to understand or are otherwise berated into understanding through sheer psychological punishment - you will eventually come to and understanding to understand and take it like a man. "

- James Cook