- mad-dog game -

It has recently come to my attention that the term "mad-dog game" has been too casually thrown around these days. introduced to me by a couple of close and anonymous friends, the prestigious title of a dog with mad game is only bestowed upon the most worthy of party pioneers and in order to clarify exactly what qualities one should display, i have compiled a short list of traits that shall be updated accordingly, starting with the first and foremost three.

- 1. desensitization:

in order to be a mad-dog, one must be encouraged to disregard all and any consequences in the pursuit of a 'rooting' opportunity, in the delicate system of spader and spadee, it is paramount to acquire what I like to call  'mad tunnel vision', obviously barring the health, safety and root quests of fellow mad-dogs. for lack of a better term 'not giving a fuck' is a magnificent lure and reward for planting a 'mad root'. as a mad-dog one must understand that a lack of giving a shit allows for one to lay the foundations necessary to slay your prey.

- 2. presentation:

like a hunter without camouflage, one cannot expect to successfully  mount a prize deer (on your wall) anymore than one could expect to emanate mad-dog game in shit clothes that make one look like an asshole. therefore it is of supreme importance that an epic mad-dog t-shirt or at least a shirt be worn in order to warrant necessary attention in order to establish your self as a mad-dog with equally mad game.

- 3. pack mentality

"- united we stand, divided we fall -"... a quote fellow mad-dog john (the dick) dickinson did not casually toss around in his revolutionary war song the liberty song. in the same way we cannot even consider going against the creed that has stood so strong a stead for generations of mad-dogs. the cooperation and necessary intervention of a fellow mad-dog in shaky circumstances is pivotal if the end-game is to score some seriously mad poon. should your mad displays of disregard, presentation and all round badassness attract an unwanted munt of a female, who will guide the confused troll in the direction of a dark corner? who will spot you cash for drinks? who will make sure you get home after a tasty night? your fucking mad-dog friends motherfucker. 

...future mad-dog steps to follow - 

james cook is back motherfucka... t.c.o.b